Category Archives: humor

Kids and Truth: Sometimes You Want Them to Lie;)

On Thursdays I drive by CSUFresno on my way to get on the freeway after Bible Study and we drive by the horses and cows. The kids look forward to it every week. Well, this week the horses were out but only one cow was. The kids wanted to know where the rest of the cows were and I said that they probably took them inside to milk them. Then, NerdPie wanted to know why they needed to do it inside and I said that they hooked them up to a machine to milk them.

Well, as of a couple of days ago I have begun to supplement the baby with a bottle after nursing her. So NerdPie came down from her nap and saw me giving the baby her bottle. So NerdPie looks at my breast pump that was on a table and says, “We need to start milking to get milk for the bottle”. While it was a completely true statement, did she have to say it;). I quickly told her we call it pumping for a mommie not milking.

I have only one other thing to say, MOOOOOOOOOO!

ColorQuiz

ColorQuiz.com NerdMom took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

“Needs a peaceful environment. Wants release from s…”

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You have to read the crazy results I got. I don’t know if I agree but it is interesting! I am interested to see how many of you would agree with its synopsis. Go take one yourself. If you do just let me know in the comments!

(HT: Two Blonde Boys)

Dumb Statements

File this one under things not to say to your husband. While watching this week’s Dr. Who NerdDad asked why William Shakespeare is always played by a guy who looks like Kenneth Branagh. To which I responded, “Because he is hot”. I might want to reintroduce my brain to the filter;). In reality we had a good laugh and I turned bright red.

5 Things You May Not Know About Me

So Venomous Kate over at Electric Venom tagged me with this meme last. I have to say that this is a hard one. I have readers that know me very well and then others who barely know me.
1) I can tell episodes of the Simpsons (from the first 7ish seasons) by the first 30 seconds of lines.
2) I took a year of Israeli Dance lessons.
3) I used to dress up as a Supreme Court Justice for Halloween, it was actually Sandra Day O’Conner (a few years in a row).
4) I was either going to get married or be a weapons design engineer.
5) I have a fear of needles.

So now I have tagged Why Homeschooling, Sara at Reckless Abandon, Two Blonde Boys, 10:15 on a Saturday Night, and Expressions of Me.